Questions for Roberts
John Tierney made me laugh til I cried at work. Its not often that the NYT op-ed page has me rolling, but today was another story. His point was to ask John Roberts something unexpected to catch him off guard. Some of the Q's:

• If Roe v. Wade were a tree, what kind of tree would it be?
• Is there any chance that you could speed up Justice Stevens's retirement by addressing him as "Gramps"?
• In your best judgment, did Brad and Jen really just grow apart, or was it Angelina's fault?
• If Vice President Dick Cheney and Justice Scalia invited you duck hunting, would you go?
• Would it be a violation of Lois Lane's so-called right to privacy if Superman used his X-ray vision to look through her clothes?

And my personal favorite:

• How would you edit this sentence to make it grammatically correct?: "I swear I ain't never gonna overturn Roe v. Wade."

If only. Today is Fantasyland Day--all political fantasies entertained in the comments below.

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